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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a gay mans mustache and a straight mans mustache? Andwer: the smell."

"What kind of tea isn't fake? A property"

"I thought revenge was a dish best served cold... Then I remembered it was actually the action of inflicting hurt or harm on someone for an injury or wrong suffered at their hands."

"Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up."

"Why did Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side."

"I'm all about fitness fit'ness whole burger into my mouth"

"Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka"

"Billion Dollar Idea: A condom that changes color when it comes in contact with an STD."

"There are three kinds of people Those who can count and those who can't"

"I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way"