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Joke of the Day

"tailor's daughter. Did you hear about the tailor's daughter ? She was so good with a needle and thread she never felt a prick til she was 12 years old."

"If a groom is a person that takes care of a horse, why don't they call the bride a jockey?"

"Justin Beiber's entire entourage has abandoned him... after hearing you can catch cancer from cunts."

"Did you see the headline about the 5 foot tall psychic that escaped from prison? It was: ""Small medium at large"""

"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful,everything is falling out from the other side."""

"Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president."

"It seems like I only lose weight when I don't buy ice cream. Can someone else start buying my ice cream for me please?"

"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette"

"What do you call a white person wearing glasses while playing Yu-Gi-Oh? Four eyes white dragon. ^sorry if repost, thought of this myself."

"A 450lb man just hit on me... I tried to let him down as gently as possible... But I'm no forklift."