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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rude German? A Deutsch bag"
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"I saw a French rifle on eBay today It's never been fired but I heard it was dropped once."
"Currently the flower business is blooming."
"(alternate) My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house To kill the hallucinations I said She laughed. I laughed The toaster laughed I shot the dog"
"What do you get when you combine 99 lesbians and a politician? 100 people that don't do dick"
"Statistics show... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"
"If you rearrange the letters in ""Vladimir Putin"" you get murdered."
"When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays."
"What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe."
"Read an article that said Google is making us dumber. whatever, I've always used Google and I'm super [googles synonym for smart] able."