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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? It isn't hard"
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"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead - I'll just hang around."
"How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!"
"My weightlifting trainer told me the key is ""If it burns, it grows"" So I lit my cock on fire"
"""I love you. I love you. Pay attention to me. I love you. Ok I'm fed now. I HATE YOU DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!"" - Cats"
"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off the top. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts"
"Stop making child molestation jokes It's a really touchy subject"
"An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar... The first order 1 beer, the second 2 beers, the third 3, and so on... The bartender doesn't pour anything and say ""Yall own me 1/12 of a beer"""
"A pharmacy was just robbed. A pharmacy was just robbed $500,000. Security camera footage recorded the criminal taking 2 bottles of aspirin and a Zoloft."
"(NSFW) She told me.... She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"