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Joke of the Day
"People love making jokes about camouflage but I just don't see the humor."
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"TIL that in 1991 Woody Allen and Rick Moranis had plans to make a film together... Honey I Fucked The Kids"
"I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean...imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S."
"I was only mildly famous in the '90s but vaccinate your kids"
"Why did the muscle miss class? ...because it wasn't a-tendon!"
"Why did the gold fish cross the road? To go to /r/antijokes"
"I named my house ""shape"", now I'm always in shape."
"How about instead of me calling you to let you know that I landed safely, you just watch the news?"