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Joke of the Day

"What do you use to buy drinks? Bar tender"

"I'm the Babe Ruth of the toilet I always get the runs"

"Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House? A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!"

"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"

"(I get an amber alert for a missing child) OK its my time to shine (I get in my car and back out without looking and instantly hit the kid)"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade"

"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."

"Not to nitpick, Kay Jewelers, but ""every kiss"" TECHNICALLY begins with an African diamond miner having his hand cut-off"

"Some guy yesterday wanted to get all up in my grill... ... So I hit him with my truck."

"What do you call 100 Mexicans holding hands around your yard Spicket fence"