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Joke of the Day

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?"

"What do you call a Marshmallow eaten by Aliens? A Mars-mallow"

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85 That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship EDIT: Didn't excpect to get this many upvotes. Thanks!"

"Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office... ...but it was just the printer jammin'"

"Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb."

"Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: ""I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"""

"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on . . . I said,"" You're pulling my leg."""

"Little Timmy and Little Jimmy saw a Quarter in the Road. . . Little Timmy rushed out to grab it, and got hit by a truck. Little Jimmy laughed cause he knew it was a nickel."

"I would give anything to get my ex-wife back . But shes already got the house, the car and the kids"

"Why do Jews have big noses? Why not? Air is free anyway!"