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Joke of the Day

"I just picked a Chapstick up from my bedside table, spent 30 seconds trying to get the lid off with my teeth, then realized it was a battery"

"Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual."

"What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain? It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain."

"who is Godzilla's least favorite relative? his MOTHRA-IN-LAW"

"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on the inside of her thigh. If I put my ear on it I can smell the sea."

"My Friend Has A Dyslexic Skin Condition My friend has a dyslexic skin condition. He wears his blood on his sleeve."

"Me [31M] and my wife [28F] are having issues with our different needs with sex. We're trying to work out the kinks."

"Asked my dad to pass me a screwdriver. So he gave me a double vodka and orange juice."

"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."

"Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together "