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Joke of the Day
"What kinda overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
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"In the beginning there was nothing......then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said ""Get a job"". That is the story of the universe."
"The next man who calls me deluded is going to regret it when he finds me sitting in his house wearing a wedding dress."
"After coming out of hibernation the Philae Lander has some tough decisions. Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?"
"I am like an electron.... My wife can only make guesses at my precise location by means of a probability function"
"The US flag on the moon lost its color and is now completely white It's now the French flag."
"What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey."
"Saw a unicorn using a phone booth and all I can think is, who is she calling?"
"What do you call a black guy who plays the piano? a pianist"
"I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well."