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Joke of the Day
"How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?"
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"What's the technical term for a female-to-male sex change operation? A strapadictomy."
"Say what you will about old people but I respect that they never talked about their feelings"
"I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary!!."
"Say what you want about deaf people... Am I right!?"
"This beautiful woman is winking at me. Now she's using the other eye. Never mind, she's just falling asleep."
"What do you say when someone asks you to make a fat person leave? ""Piece of cake."""
"A sad story A boy was jelous of his baby brother, so he put poison on his mother's nipples. The next day, the gardener died."
"What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition."
"Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought."