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Joke of the Day
"Using a hot dog bun as a wallet"
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"""You must be out yo damn mind"" = your behavior is very unorthodox and very contradictory towards my wishes"
"What's the difference between Beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck."
"What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES."
"What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!"
"My dad made this joke after finding out he needed surgery for potential rectal cancer. Well at least no one can call me a complete asshole anymore!"
"have to stop saying ""how am i going to kill my way out of this one"" everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud"
"I'm ""the cord popped out of the phone cause I tried to stretch it from the kitchen to my room"" years old"
"According to my neighbor's journal, I have ""boundary isues."""
"CLERK: $3.74 ME: *reaches in pocket & pulls out whole ham* sorry I have cash *reaches back in & pulls out 2nd ham* well this is embarrassing"