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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman You can unscrew a lightbulb"
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"Went by the bank today and the female teller was flirting with me which was weird considering she saw my account balance."
"Did you hear the one about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again."
"Nitrogen Monoxide Having Nitrogen Monoxide as parents would really suck. Every time you ask them for something, they'd just be like, ""NO""."
"What is the official fruit of gays in Texas? Canteloupe"
"[barber shop] BARBER: what can we do for you today? MEDUSA: well.. [removes hat] BARBER: MEDUSA: BARBER: so do you want more or less snakes?"
"What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables? Stephen Hawking."
"Fruits Joke Apple: I look like a Human Heart --- Mango: I look like a Stomach --- Grapes: I look like Eyes --- Banana: I Hate This Game"
"What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit? Underlay! Underlay!"
"How to be a good person: 1. Listen to everything they say on Fox News. 2. Do the exact opposite."