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Joke of the Day

"The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn"

"When one of my friends told me he was in a sexual relationship with a space rock... I had no comet."

"Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records? Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!"

"What do you call a mexican that lost his car? Carlos"

"How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!"

"never trust an atom they make up everything"

"Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode really..."

"Why can't R2D2 walk? Because he has MS-DOS"

"Owls are just nocturnal pug birds"

"Gay jokes are really not cool. Cum on guys."