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Joke of the Day

"Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff? Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose"

"What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp."

"Packing to move is the probably the worst game of Tetris I've ever played."

"What's your father's name? Teacher: What's your father's name? Kid: Joke!! Teacher: (irritatingly) are you kidding? kid: Nopes, he's my brother, I am joking!!"

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away"

"It's hard to be optimistic about the future when you go to YouTube and see how many people videotape their TV."

"How do gold diggers get you to be with them? They use their booby traps"

"As a married man, how excited I was that I almost has a successful Steak & BJ day... The steak was delicious, but I didn't get two of my ribs removed in time."

"Why was the horse farmer arrested? He was raising a colt."

"It was hard until I came into Faith and found bliss She was kind of pissed when she realized I wasn't using a condom though..."