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Joke of the Day

"Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely it's a gift!"

"I saw a hooker sneeze.. So I handed her a tissue. She used it to clean off her inner leg."

"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is 'babe' Bee: B-A-E J: Sorry. There's another 'B' Bee: WHAT! WHERE? *goes crazy* *stings Judge* *dies*"

"I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . . . . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?"

"I asked a Mexican man how he was voting in the next election. He was on the fence."

"""I don't even own a toilet."" - hipster who went too far"

"Where do magical animals go to jail? Azkabarn"

"What do you call a bee that comes from the United States? USB."

"What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds? There's twenty of them."