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Joke of the Day
"My Dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo"
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"11 was a race horse 11 was 12 11 1 1 race 12 1 1 2"
"What did the water say to the boat? Nothing. It just waved."
"I can only say nine English words. Well, shit."
"Why do married women have sex with the lights out. They can't stand to see a man have a good time."
"""Be cool, be cool, be cool"" ~me before I'm about to not be cool."
"The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is."
"What did the seahorse say to the fat man? ""You're fat!"""
"A coworker wouldn't stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes."
"I've been listening to Spice Girls for hours now..and I need to stop.. so I told my self to stop.. Stop right now....... thank you very much, I need somebo..... GOD Damn IT!!"