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Joke of the Day

"Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack? Eminem."

"Why did the diabetic win the weight lifting competition? Because he was so good at pumping."

"What's the difference between fight club and veganism? You don't talk about fight club."

"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else."

"I'm so sick of people looking at me funny because I choose to breast feed. If I wanna get my milk straight from the cow, then that's up to me."

"What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U.S."

"Are you the date? Because you're 10/10"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"

"My public masturbation was going smoothly until.. ..I got off on a tan gent"