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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"
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"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"Condom Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. ""Cover me. I'm going in."""
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct."
"How do you get down from an elephant? You dont. You get down from a duck."
"Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !"
"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president."
"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"
"Recently in my town there has been a lot of rain. A local church put this sign on the marquee: ""Tired of the rain?..."" ""... Come find the Son inside!"""