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Joke of the Day
"You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork"
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"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wiiiine."
"man...im so hungry i could- *i catch eye contact with a horse* ""you could what?"" *shows his gun* i could.. eat a sandwich ""thought so."""
"When it comes to sex, when is a man the smartest? Before, during or after sex? During. Because your plugged into a ""know it all."""
"Why was four afraid of five? Because five was a six offender"
"Why do bees hum? Because they can't remember the lyrics"
"What's the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman."
"What's so ironic about disabled toilets? They're big enough to run around in."
"I once lived with a Canadian family for a year... They didn't want me to, but were too polite to ask me to leave!"
"People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen"