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Joke of the Day
"You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork"
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"Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever."
"Well, well, well...look who's come crawling back,,, asking me to repair the tire on their wheelchair."
"If humans were chickens, the French Revolution would've been a lot funnier... because after cutting someone's head off, their headless body would run around a few times."
"What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An eyesaur"
"On toilet in a stall playin TigerWoods on phone.eagled a par5.Crowd cheered.Pretty sure guy in the next stall thought I just took epic dump"
"Women hate to be stereotyped. .. They're all like that."
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse? She's the one with dirty knees."
"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )"
"What do you call a stoned pig? Baked Ham"