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Joke of the Day
"We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough."
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"I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'"
"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."
"Do you think clouds look down on us and think, that ones shaped like an idiot."
"How does the devil measure his drugs? In pentagrams"
"Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska? Just for the halibut."
"Spinach is like butt sex If you're forced to have it as a child; you won't enjoy it as an adult"
"Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat. Props to this guy at Disney"
"What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ""K"" instead of ""OK""?"
"Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere."