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Joke of the Day
"Kanye running for president."
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"What is Bielefeld's Zip Code? 404"
"When my girlfriend sends me to the supermarket to get cucumbers I also buy Vaseline so the cashier doesn't think I'm a vegan."
"I think if I was brutally ass raped by a unicorn, it would be of little consolation that they are fictional."
"Me: What do you want for breakfast? Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast?"
"this is a joke consoles"
"[world series game 1] Wife: where are our seats? Hamlet: 2b... Wife: there are people there Hamlet: or not 2b"
"What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read? Anything you want!"
"I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie"
"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door."