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Joke of the Day
"Baptists Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? Because people might think they're dancing."
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"How do you cure a mute coworker? Tell them a secret"
"Yes, I do have a stalker. They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her ""Mom."""
"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."
"A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says:, Sorry, but we don't serve minors."
"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."
"This is probably the best idea I've had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid"
"What do you call a muscular Arab A protein sheikh"
"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grub. Trumpton is on."
"I had sex in an elevator.. It was awesome on so many levels!"