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Joke of the Day

"I would share a joke that my friend in prison sent me in a letter... But I don't like to quote out of con text."

"what's the difference between two dicks and a joke you don't look like you could take a joke"

"I saw Bill Cosby at the bar last night... He asked me if I needed any sugar for my Long Island iced tea."

"How come ambassadors never get sick? They have diplomatic immunity."

"Obama is the epitome of why Americans are so racist Just another soon-to-be unemployed black man, evicted from his house, and living on government money."

"Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs? Because they literally can't even."

"in Heaven you get back all the chapsticks you lost"

"Joke comments: so you can get all your best jokes in one place. Put jokes in comments!"

"I admitted to my crush that I have feelings for her, but she told me she's only attracted to assholes Which is awesome, because now she won't leave mine alone!"