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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs? Because they literally can't even."
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"What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer"
"I used to be addicted to the ""Hokey Pokey"" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again... But I turned myself around."
"What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds? There's 20 of them."
"I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password ""Have some respect for the dead!"" he said I replied ""Is that all lower case?"""
"What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked his problems out with a pencil and paper."
"Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !"
"Why is it a ""12-pack"" and not a ""jury of your beers""?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women..... Ground up and stuck in the freezer."
"What kind of fruit never leaves the bowl. Cantaloupe"