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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Nazi fraulein move to Budapest? She heard there were hung Aryans."
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"What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies? A well educated Barista"
"Sooner or later Rockstar is going to make a GTA that features every possible human action you can do and then the world will implode."
"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."
"A blind man walks into a bar."
"Why can't java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse."
"Why do they call a wolf a wolf? Because it goes wolf!"
"Knock Knock! Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop. Eat mop who?? I will do no such thing"
"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything."
"they smoked a joint and overthrew the government. now that's a high coup"