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"I submitted a glass pane in for a competition. I'm hoping I can window."
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"""Because Fuck you, that's why!"" is a perfectly legitimate response to any question."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
"How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop"
"A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says ""what'll ya have"" Seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself. Edit: Holy shit 200+ likes."
"What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie"
"How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time? Give her the dong."
"Why do squirrels swim on their back? to keep their nuts dry."
"Why was the shower crying It was being used."