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Joke of the Day

"why did the lion win the race? because he mufasa."

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. (All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)"

"Pretty awesome that we have a black President. Maybe one day we'll even have a President named Sean."

"My friend can only masturbate when he listens to really bad music. Beats off."

"a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog"

"I accidentally touched my wife's boob and she didn't recoil in disgust so things are looking up."

"what comes after the bar? f. as in barf because drinking can make people barf .. f could also mean fuck because drinking can make people fuck that is all"

"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."

"A man's son goes off to join isis. The man laments saying: Why? Jihad so much potential!"

"A Mexican has 2 kids. He names the first one Jose. What did he name the other? Hose B"