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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Spy cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't really on your side."
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"If you walk in to a room and find a man having a stroke... ...you probably should have knocked."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not three because my basement is still dark."
"What do you call a thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Did you hear about the sewer line breaking during a funeral earlier? It was a shitty mourning."
"I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder."
"Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?"
"An American doctor who contracted Ebola is said to be getting better. The bad news is he's getting better at contracting the Ebola virus."
"I got received an e-mail from my Buddhist friend... ...it was free from attachments."
"""This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's drought"" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters"