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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Spy cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't really on your side."
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"In the doctor's office ""I think you should get hammered and fuck a lot of women"" ""What can I say doctor, you are the best psychiatrist I have ever had..."""
"Why cant the bike stand on its own? Because its two tired."
"What is the scientific term for the useless skin surrounding the vagina? A woman https://youtu.be/8DYje57V_BY"
"If my boyfriend ever cheated on me I'd be like omg I have a boyfriend :)"
"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because they hunt whales."
"*spends 30 minutes trying to unzip my pants to have sex for the first time* *girlfriend sighs* ""Just take off the mittens"" MY HANDS ARE COLD"
"A North Korean man announce yesterday that his Dog gave birth to a 1/2 Dog 1/2 Cat offspring! Also referred to in Korea as the #2 ""Combo""!!!"
"What lies on its back 100 feet in the air? A centipede"
"France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown."