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Joke of the Day

"If A Democrat Wins, I'm Leaving, If a Republican wins, I'm also leaving. This has nothing to do with politics. I just really want to travel."

"Hey, are you cold? Go over to the corner, it's 90 degress"

"I think gambling hotlines would be more effective if every fifth caller won a prize."

"What do you call the bad part of Italy? The spaghetto."

"People often complain and belittle alternative religious organizations like atheism and scientology... but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"Are you a cop from New York? Because you take my breath away."

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands"

"50% of a woman's magazine is telling you to accept yourself - you're beautiful just the way you are! The other 50% is telling you how to lose 5 lbs in a week."

"[following girl off elevator] you cant hate snakes and then say u love dragons, because theyre actually extremely similar. in a lot of mytho"

"Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!"