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Joke of the Day
"I had a joke about erectile dysfunction... But I knew you guys wouldn't be up for it."
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"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"
"How do you determine the personality of a hot dog? Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test"
"Two mathematicians were chatting online... 1st mathematician: Gimme 5! 2nd mathematician: 120"
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"
"I heard there are hillbillies dressing up as clowns and threatening people... They call themselves the Ku Klux Klown"
"What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!"
"It's difficult to be romantic when your dog always eats the trail of McNuggets leading to the bedroom."
"The grass looks greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit."