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Joke of the Day
"I got married to an antenna... The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!"
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"The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna."
"""i cnat believe this!"" he yells as his beard of bees turns on him. ""i would expect this from the others but not u"" he says to 1 specific bee"
"What's the difference between a priest and a dog? One wears pants and a collar, the other wears a collar and pants"
"A man goes to his Doctor. man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual."
"I interned at the Dow Jones News Fund. It had its ups and downs."
"Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet? I hear it's killer."
"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts."
"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"