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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""

"I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats."

"A man cheats... on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college? Bi-son"

"Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit sexual assault because its a bit rapier."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid."

"Boss: You're not fired but we're taking away all your responsibilities. Me: Cool, a promotion! Boss: No-- Me: Sounds like a promotion to me."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom? Because the ""p"" is silent!"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I've never gotten stuck in a traffic jelly!"

"What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club? Blackburn"