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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to santa"

"Where does Sean Connery shit? On the couch!"

"""Nice"" - first kangaroo to realise it had a pocket"

"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? .... 'Cause they're ugly and they stink."

"What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern? No, seriously, I want to know."

"What do you call a guy with a 2 inch penis? Justin."

"I bet the guy who invented fake dog shit was upset the name ""shampoo"" was taken"

"After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement. Ba-dum tss"

"HILLARY: i'm sick and tired of these baseless accusations THE MEDIA: aha! you see?! she admits it! not only is she sick, she's also tired!"