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Joke of the Day

"9/10 people believe that... Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9. -Colin Mochrie"

"*job interview* ""So this yearbook isn't your resume?"" ""No. I'm not a moron. Those are my references. I highlighted all the NEVER CHANGE's."""

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."

"Well, I just broke my personal best time by wearing a white shirt 13 minutes before getting a stain on it."

"How does a women make you a millionaire? You start as a billionaire"

"I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !"

"My girlfriend asked if I wanted to fast today and I thought she said fist. As a result, she was not amused and she may be pressing charges."

"My girlfriend got mad and said she need some time and distance as she left the house crying... I still don't get it why she wants to calculate the velocity"

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She uses the other one to moan."