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Joke of the Day
"What do you call old, expired Neosporin? Paleosporin"
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"Q: Name the country where the entire population is pissed. A: urination"
"A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, ""Many a moon"""
"Strangers have the best candy."
"""Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses!"" -Vin Diesel eating a purse"
"I just rewrote history!!!! ~~History~~ **History** im so lame omg..."
"Make a customer service representative's day by ending your call with: ""Thank you...you're my only friend in this miserable world."""
"What's 7 inches and makes women submissive? A knife."
"Dark humor is like food... Some people don't get it."
"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."