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Joke of the Day
"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure spray him with a hose."
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"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds like ""oranges"" Weird huh?"
"How come there are no Jared Fogle jokes on reddit? No I mean it im just asking,"
"How do you greet your Mexican friend eating sushi? Wassap B?"
"What's blue and fucks grannies? Hypothermia."
"What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits."
"""Nobody wants to hear about pooping"" Actually Mom, I think you'll find that there's an entire social network dedicated to proving you wrong."
"Can february march? No, but april may. ~~ sorry, I just love bad jokes~~"
"I wish I loved anything as much as middle aged white women love sharing pictures of words written in sand."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An alligator in a vest."