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Joke of the Day
"What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common? They both like a tight seal."
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"Why does nobody play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs"
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle"
"I have a friend who's fat, alcoholic, and transvestite. All he does all day long is eat drink and be Mary"
"Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel- Obama: Joe, Biden: ...lonely"
"Why do the Chinese remember more then everyone else All their memories are in wide screen."
"Obama:*sits down and whoopee cushion makes fart noise* what th- JOE Biden:*tears in his eyes, points at trump* HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE"
"My friend keeps saying, ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."" I know he means well."
"Have you heard of OS X Def Leppard? It runs on ARM."
"[orchestra] VIOLIN 1: *pssst* Can I ask you a dumb question? VIOLIN 2: Um, okay. V1: What's up w/the guy in front waving his arms around?"