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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of OS X Def Leppard? It runs on ARM."
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"""Dude, you're getting a Dell!"" - Me pulling my spoiled unruly son out of the Apple Store"
"What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic."
"a man walks into a bar he falls to the floor unconscious. oldy, but a goody."
"A blind man walks into a bar And then a chair. And then a table"
"Why Latvian man did cross road? Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato."
"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone."
"All I'm saying is that if M&M's poured out of a person after you stabbed them, I'd probably lose my moral compass very quickly."
"My doctor said i had to take something against my kleptomania... So i stole his wallet."
"What is a missionary's favorite car a convertible"