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Joke of the Day
"Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth? Albert Einsteins cock"
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"human skin boots My friend paid $4,000 for human skin boots and pants. I told him how stupid that was--he could have had the same thing in black for $29."
"An Arab and a Jew walk into a bar... and they have a blast!"
"How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors? They just have a feel for that kind of thing."
"There's a great deal of tainted money in the world... It taint yours and it taint mine!"
"Doctor: Are you on any antidepressants? Me: You mean like nachos? Yes."
"Hey girl are you a new high efficiency dishwasher because you're so quiet it's hard to tell if you're turned on"
"I say ""do I smell popcorn"" right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath."
"I came into a lot of money today. But now the bills are all stuck together :("
"I NEVER WORE EARPLUGS TO CONCERTS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I TURNED OUT FINE!"