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Joke of the Day

"Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth? Albert Einsteins cock"

"my friends are getting married and i'm here wondering what the diff between a soft taco and a burrito and if i should get both for dinner"

"How does the Japanese Bee Say Hello to Other Bees Wassup bee"

"If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one."

"Is there a site I can go to where I can write down stuff that happens to me? Like an electronic diary (eDiary)?"

"happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross"

"What do you call a bunch of potheads working together? A joint effort!"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!"

"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *packs for wall 3 feet away *has an amazing time at wall"

"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"