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Joke of the Day
"I say ""do I smell popcorn"" right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath."
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"TIL DNA was supposed to be a line But things spiraled of control"
"I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands There is no cure"
"Some people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris... My friend Ally doesn't agree."
"And as they were eating, Jesus took content and linked to it, giving it to his disciples, and said, 'Take, eat; this is my brand'"
"just saw someone I love eat pizza with a fork & knife and this just really goes to show that people are monsters and you can't trust anyone"
"Bring spoiled food to work enough and your coworkers eventually stop eating anything with your name on it."
"Why are there so many avenues in Belgium? Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow."
"a haunted house but it's just people paying bills and waiting in line at the DMV"
"Yo momma's so fat... ...when she farted, they had proof for the hawking radiation theory."