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Joke of the Day
"A barber asked a man how he wants his haircut In silence"
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"I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class... I'm gonna bomb it."
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"I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS"
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