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Joke of the Day
"What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ? French press"
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"Where did Mary go after the explosion?? EVERYWHERE!"
"I just made the greatest construction-related pun of all time Works on so many levels"
"Facebook keeps asking me, ""What's on your mind?"", it's like dating someone with low self-esteem."
"A guy goes into a Latvian bar with 3 potatoes Walks out with a female entourage that would make Hef proud."
"Trump is like Hurricane Matthew The media is talking about it nonstop. Nobody knows how bad it's going to be, but you can't help shake your head at the Floridan who ignores the warning."
"Why haven't we sent a woman to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning"
"If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear"
"What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka? Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut."
"It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers."