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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a middle eastern sorceress? A sandwitch"
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"'Vegetarians' don't eat meat. 'Vegans' also don't eat eggs, milk or cheese. The final step is to just stand there +pretend to be a tree."
"What's Beethoven doing in his grave? He's decomposing."
"I like my beer how i like my violence Domestic"
"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"
"A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button... ... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi."
"What is the longest word in the English language? Nina: What is the longest word in the English language? SoSA: SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters!"" :P"
"Happy Birthday Girlfrien. I didn't put the D because you'll get that later."
"People who say ""No, and here's why..."" need to realize that we stopped listening after the ""no"" part."
"What do you call a chocolate moose? Dessert."