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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women wear skirts during winter? They'll get chapped lips!"
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"I know how we can solve the California water crisis Collect all the sweat drops from John Boyega"
"{newer version} I like my coffee like I like my slaves Dark, strong & black and locked inside somewhere so it cant leave. They must be cheap to purchase and it cant talk back to me."
"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"
"Q: What did the alien say to the gardener? A: Take me to your weeder."
"What's the best pokemon in pokemon go? It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it."
"If you press this button, you will get a piece of cheesecake but one person on earth will die so- *me already pressing button* sorry, what?"
"Whenever I test drive a car and the Salesman decides to come along, I lock the doors lock eyes and say ""We ride together, we Die together."""
"If my doctor ever tells me I have three months to live, I'll probably pick December, January and July."
"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"