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Joke of the Day

"What is the one thing you don't give to a Jewish kindergartner? A gold star."

"Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates? His primary philosophical viewpoint is ""eeeeehhh"""

"I've never been as disappointed as my dog just was when she realized the food I dropped was a carrot."

"I have an EpiPen A man lying on the roadside gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."

"Name a famous explorer ""Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten"", asked my son ""Internet explorer."", I replied."

"What do you call a deep-sea diving dog? Scuba - Doo!"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!"

"While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy... I never like passing bad Czechs."

"Like my Uncle always told me, if at first you don't succeed... keep sucking until you do suck seed."