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Joke of the Day
"Why do Communists only write in lowercase? Because they hate Capitalism."
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"What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement."
"[first date] I had a great time. Not tonight, but I've had a great time before."
"What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender? a handshake"
"A grenade isin't the only thing i'd catch for you bby. :^)"
"When you tell me to behave you really should be more specific. Behaving badly is still behaving. Technically..."
"*gets handed a Mario Kart controller at a party* I don't know guys, I've never done this before. *straps on monogrammed driving gloves*"
"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."
"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."
"""just do it"" Nike is sponsoring a probation program. They provide T-shirts with the slogan "" just DON'T do it"""