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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the Mexican go hunting? Because he didn't habanero!"
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"I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work"
"I like sleeping with amish women that way i don't have to call the next day"
"Funny how people get all angry when you break something of their's that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat."
"When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running."
"My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke **Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet? **Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up. *...she cracks me up*"
"I asked my co-worker if she liked Adele.. Co-worker: No, I haven't listened to any of her music actually. Me: Oh! Then you must be rolling in the deep!"
"Father O'Flannagan and the Taxi Driver"
"What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster."
"Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow."