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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the Mexican go hunting? Because he didn't habanero!"
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"I dropped my bowl of SpaghettiOs and it spelled 'oooooooo' on the floor. Spooky"
"Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts."
"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."
"That awesome moment when you comment and get more likes than a person who has tried to insult you in their status. Priceless."
"""Take it from the top, but do it a bit more boring and awful this time."" --Coldplay's Producer"
"What is E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."
"What does the closed sign at a brothel say? Beat it, we're closed."
"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"
"Yo mama's so fat... That she was dropped on Hiroshima."