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Joke of the Day
"What should you do when you are cold? Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees"
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"I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything."
"Samsung sold me the wrong phone. I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4."
"did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? he was up all night, wondering if there was a dog."
"I need constant reassurance, right?"
"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist that walked into a courtroom? He got off on a technicality."
"Why aren't there any Muslim feminists? Pork is haram"
"Girl, are you an iron-bearing ore? Because when I smelt you, I got taken to a whole other level of civilization.."
"I don't like skinny fashion models cause I find their lack of weight disturbing."
"Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct"