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Joke of the Day
"Subway: When you pay to eat fresh Just like Jared"
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"What idiot decided to call them meteorologists and not Storm Troopers"
"What did the knife say to the pretty lady? Nothing, she knew what was coming..."
"Right now the United States and China are tied in total Olympic medals! Of course we trail in Gold medals because every time we win one we have to turn it over to China to pay our debt!!!"
"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck."
"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"
"Doctor doctor I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well you do look a site"
"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate."
"What would you call an EDM producer on a flagpole? Datsik but not dat well."