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Joke of the Day
"Subway: When you pay to eat fresh Just like Jared"
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"Ted Cruz just looks like a... Saturday Night Live Skit"
"Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80."
"I was pretty nervous doing stand-up in front of a bunch of nudists but then I imagined the crowd in their underwear and it helped so much."
"A nail walks into a bar And gets hammered."
"Father walks in son's room and catches him masturbating........ Father says, ""Son if you don't stop that you'll go blind."" Son responds, ""Dad, I am over here."""
"*spends 4 hours applying sunscreen to kids *kids play outside for 7 minutes"
"Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted? Some blame it on the conductor."
"What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny? ""Hey, this looks new!"""