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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the wafers you eat at church? Jeez-its"
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"I hate pillow talk when I sleep alone. It just gets me down."
"You know why I like having sex while I'm camping? It's fucking in tents"
"I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone"
"Dr: do you know why you gained weight? *Flashbacks to eating fries in the car sobbing and blasting Adele* Me: no, better run some tests"
"You don't like her? Drink more."
"So the Disney alligator killed the 2 year old recently. I hope the alligator has a good time with the gorilla."
"I just went to a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"Have you heard Justin Bieber's song about blood types? It goes: ""A, B, AB, AB, OOOOOOO"""
"A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys? A corporation."